Dear Gods of Publishing

Dear Gods of Publishing: I know you feel the need to put me in my place every time I reach some new summit in my writing career, but could you try harder not to have my boiler explode so that I need to get it replaced at extraordinary cost every single time? K thanks.


Kenneth said...

Have you made any ritual sacrifices?

gary gibson said...

Only of the green stuff in my wallet.

Bob Lock said...

Cabbages just don't bleed the right colour.