Upon perusing an online list published in the latest issue of Esquire magazine (found via Boing Boing), called '60 Things Worth Shortening Your Life For', one finds at number forty:
40. Attending a Glasgow Rangers versus Glasgow Celtic soccer match.
Preferably in the Scottish Cup final. Imagine: Red Sox versus Yankees, if the ALCS involved sectarian hatred, hooligan rioting, and the occasional death threat.
It's at times like these I almost - almost - regret not being a sports fan.

1 comment:

Ed said...

Or the NI equivalent -

Linfield vs Cliftonville