3/12/2009

Audrey Niffenegger gets $5m for second novel

Dear Ms. Niffenegger;

As you may be aware, a recent financial crisis in the United Kingdom has caused tumbling shares and the public pillorying of over-paid bank executives. In order to free personal funds trapped in various HBOS and Lloyds accounts, I need to find an overseas partner who is prepared to deposit, purely by way of a demonstration of trust, the sum of $5 million US dollars into an anonymous Swiss bank account, details to follow ...

2 comments:

Bob Lock said...

It better not be about squids and pirates...

Chris Murdoch said...

pizza and beer!!!!!!!!!!!!